September 2011
47 posts
❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Mentally dating Bradley Cooper
Nana,
I Guess I really miss you…. Right now I kind of need you… I walk walmart at night sometimes wishing you were next to me giving me advice… I miss our lunches together just talking venting about whatever it was we needed to vent about… I miss you in my car singing Patsy with me… I just miss you!
It’s a perfect September Day by the river where I live… You would love it… The restaurants and the shops… I think of all the fun we would have had here… I wish you were here…
Our Cards won today… It has been a rough year… You would not have been pleased with 99.9% of Tony’s choices… But somehow after all that we are one game away from the wildcard… It so exciting I wish you could be here to enjoy it… Isringhausen is pitching again… He is back with the Mets the first team he ever started with…. And boy has he made us look bad a few times this year…. Yeah I’m as shocked as you… Even better we honored him the other night… For what? Not so sure…
I got a puppy… Bruce Wayne… He is picture perfect! No really in pictures he looks perfect… But he is all puppy 100%… But you would love him… He would love you… As you were the easiest person on the planet to love… Talk to… Hang out with…
Nana I miss you… I love you…. and I will never let a day pass without smiling when I think of you!
Ego Amo Te’,
Your Hot Shot Shorty
“Everyday’s a lifetime without you
Hard to get through, since you’ve gone
So I do the only thing I know how to,
to get by I’m living for the night” —
Hard to get through, since you’ve gone
So I do the only thing I know how to,
to get by I’m living for the night” —
some fine things, Have been laid upon your table. But you only want the things that you can't get.
I feel like I’m The desperado Don Henley wrote about…. It’s my theme song…. Which I’m starting to thing is a bad thing….
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
You been out ridin’ fences for so long now.
Oh, you’re a hard one,
But I know that you’ve got your reasons.
These things that are pleasin’ you,
Can hurt you somehow.
Don’t you draw the queen of diamonds, boy,
She’ll beat you if she’s able.
Know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.
Now it seems to me, some fine things,
Have been laid upon your table.
But you only want the things that you can’t get.
Desperado, oh, you ain’t gettin’ no younger:
Your pain and your hunger, they’re drivin’ you home.
And freedom, oh freedom,
Well, that’s just some people talkin’
Your prison is walking,
Through this world all alone.
And don’t your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won’t snow, the sun won’t shine
It’s hard to tell the night time from the day
You’re loosin’ all your highs and lows
Ain’t it funny how the feeling,
Goes away?
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, and open the gate
It may be rainin’, but there’s a rainbow above you,
You better let somebody love you,
You better let somebody love you,
You better let somebody love you,
Before it’s too late.
“It`s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.”
—Marilyn Monroe
I don't play games!
when a girl tells you to
“have fun”
it means she wants you to
have a horrible time without her… Myself on the other hand means what I say when I say it unless I say “I’m FINE!”
“I am lusting for more. Should I settle
For less?
I ask you, what’s a good thing for, if
Not for taking it to excess?
One limitation I dearly regret,
There’s only one of me I’ve ever met.” —
For less?
I ask you, what’s a good thing for, if
Not for taking it to excess?
One limitation I dearly regret,
There’s only one of me I’ve ever met.” —
“I would like to be wise before my time
And yet be foolish and brash and bold.
I would like the universe to get down
On it’s knees And say, “Maranda, whatever you please, It’s okay. Even if it’s impossible, we’ll Arrange it.”
That’s all that I want.” —
And yet be foolish and brash and bold.
I would like the universe to get down
On it’s knees And say, “Maranda, whatever you please, It’s okay. Even if it’s impossible, we’ll Arrange it.”
That’s all that I want.” —
Reasons why I'm single according to my phone....
Adam: Thinks Harvard degree means free BJs
Casey: Cute but dumb
Charlie: Stood you up
Darren: Is date-rapey
Dan: Loves trance music
Dave: Texted naked pic before 1st date
Eric: Adult baby
Fred: Thinks he’s going to be famous
Gideon: Didn’t call you back
Isaac: Lied about being a pizza-man
Jack: Doesn’t taste as good as the drink
Jason: Only likes you when drunk
Jeff: Doesn’t care if you orgasm
Jeremy: Gay now
Jim: BFF with creepy Joe
John: Spit on your boobs
Jon: Has girlfriend he wants you to do too
Kevin: Never again
Luke: Cheater
Matt: Mama’s boy
Mike: Will never love you as much as his dog
Mike (2): Wants skanks only
Mike (3): Wants you to lose weight
Nate: Walking UTI
Neil: Date 2 mega awkies
Nelson: Likes to stalk
Paul: Idolizes Mike Tyson
Richard: Is a weirdo
Rob: Liar
Ross: No moves
Russ: Creepy eyes
Salim: Too into you
Tom: Sent mass Valentine’s Day text
(hehe saw this and had to post…. Haven’t we all been here)
LOVE... "Honey, you couldn't handle half of me!"
Disclaimer: I am about to vent and rant on LOVE…. if you are worried you might get pissed off our butt hurt DON’T FUCKING READ IT!!!!
Ball of random thoughts to come ——->
Who doesn’t truly love that yucky love stuff???? I mean truly one person who doesn’t sooner or later want it? It’s fine to love love…. it’s fine to want to be loved… who doesn’t? I mean EVERYONE in this world wants to be loved by at least someone….
I am 25 years old and though I still dream of my Prince Charming… to rush in and sweep me off my feet… I am comfortable and happy being alone…. this may sound weird to some…. I get asked out…. I have drinks… I date…. but after 5 years in a HELL filled relationship…. I am not sure if I could ever fall again…. See here Is my problem… I push away the sweet guys who fall in love with me and would treat me right…. then chase after the dicks…. yes I know this is common for most women…. but why? what the hell is wrong with us… I can name two men at this very moment who are “in love” with me… one of which would marry me in a second if I would say yes…. both AMAZING men… who would worship the ground I walked on…. both good looking men…. both having so much going for them in their lives… and here I am in STL… had a drink with some random guy the other night who I met out walking Bruce…. he has alot going for him…. great career… but I wasn’t interested…. what is wrong with me? Did my ex break me… like a toy am I broken? I left him… I moved away…. but am I damaged goods? Lets face it I have a habit of being walked on due to the mothering side of me who loves to cook… clean… and take care of someone… which is exactly what happened with Jeff (the hot baseball boy) he was living with me…. and there I was taking complete care of him… cooking… cleaning…. laundry…. warm fresh towels after his shower…. I mean come on…. but I was big girl and I dropped that like 3rd period french (whatever that means) I woke up and stopped all that shit and fast…. yeah I wanna do that for the RIGHT guy someday…. but not a RECK like him…
——Then there are somedays that I would just like to fuck and not have to deal with the mushy love stuff…. what is wrong with that? am I too old for that? I mean 25 is fine to keep that up right? ——
On another note WHY IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN’T BE ALONE? I know who I am… I know what I want out of life…. I am happy with who I am and being me…. I DON’T NEED SOMEONE ELSE THERE BY MY SIDE DEFINING WHO MARANDA IS!!!!!! I hate people like this…. ok so hate is a strong word…. but I HATE the fact that people are like that… its SAD and PATHETIC…. I for one pray I am never this way…. I guess what I am saying is… who doesn’t love love? who doesn’t love sex…. lets of course NOT confuse the two…
I’m just a girl looking for someone who can make me laugh until my face hurts…. someone who doesn’t make me cry…. someone who enjoys having fun…. no matter what that fun adventure might be…. someone who is honest…. will open doors for me…. and who is of course fun in bed (duh!!!!) I am going to stop being so stuck up about who I date… and start dating for the person not the fact that they are rich…. or look LIKE BRADLEY FUCKING COOPER… but date them because they are a good person deep down…. lame? maybe…. but so is being with a 6 pack wearing meathead who beat me for 5 years….
“A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being by yourself.”
—XO
“Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”
—Thank You Little Buddy for this!
